Samantha,19. Houston,TX.Tumblr (3.0; @ahoysamantha)http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc38ns3CqR1rf3f81o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://forthosewhocravefashion.tumblr.com/post/35066181256">forthosewhocravefashion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://head--creeps.tumblr.com/post/34042957802">head—creeps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>look and learn you tumblr fags.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50745163259http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50745163259Sat, 18 May 2013 14:17:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f27a852699e8d51e08fc15d7fc479af/tumblr_mf1ndoc5Ln1qkck28o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50745148538http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50745148538Sat, 18 May 2013 14:16:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d92a8c113893a892925c8576dee23197/tumblr_mhkqs0MMef1qfl0m1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50745137758http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50745137758Sat, 18 May 2013 14:16:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goddammitfenton.tumblr.com/post/50370545773/if-you-ever-feel-bad-about-yourself-just-remember">goddammitfenton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence</p> </blockquote>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50745127567http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50745127567Sat, 18 May 2013 14:16:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ciuqj2i61qa51nto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50745107691http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50745107691Sat, 18 May 2013 14:16:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e4fxBO7k1qh0b3jo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e4fxBO7k1qh0b3jo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e4fxBO7k1qh0b3jo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e4fxBO7k1qh0b3jo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e4fxBO7k1qh0b3jo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e4fxBO7k1qh0b3jo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50706009155http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50706009155Sat, 18 May 2013 00:32:56 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitlersbreastmilk.tumblr.com/post/38769765053/thongs-ew-a-respectable-girl-only-wears-diapers">hitlersbreastmilk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut</p> </blockquote>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705992061http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705992061Sat, 18 May 2013 00:32:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe5fb43da142dc1268e9829d02720817/tumblr_mkzc4oWRh11qesrhco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705974758http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705974758Sat, 18 May 2013 00:32:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5y56mzYce1r220zmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/50704877452/wizyoshi-my-mother-texted-me-saying-dinner-was" class="tumblr_blog">epic-humor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wizyoshi.tumblr.com/post/25549561247/my-mother-texted-me-saying-dinner-was-on-the">wizyoshi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/">see more</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705948219http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705948219Sat, 18 May 2013 00:32:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5e14550a28863956c2177a3cd3dc347/tumblr_mlkzg45hJV1qgxo7fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705935112http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705935112Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b063097c02a8a9fc70e00c73c87715a8/tumblr_mgipoaWzAF1qgqj42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705926964http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705926964Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1f7008e158bf6e55879a64c9905560c/tumblr_mf8tptLOT41rshsrlo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c8238dee5989cbf27f0d835197c41bb/tumblr_mf8tptLOT41rshsrlo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/50704925734/see-more" class="tumblr_blog">epic-humor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/">see more</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705922981http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705922981Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://circumcisions.tumblr.com/post/44829262613">circumcisions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im so naturally funny because my life is a joke</p> </blockquote>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705917716http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705917716Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:33 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CwN9gN1gW_Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://h0llo.tumblr.com/post/50447283570/minccinorris-the-best-fucking-vine-video">h0llo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://minccinorris.tumblr.com/post/50390374002/the-best-fucking-vine-video-ever">minccinorris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the best fucking vine video ever</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady</p> </blockquote>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705906161http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705906161Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:22 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://insomniaccity.tumblr.com/post/50045023265/anything-feat-pitbull">insomniaccity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(anything) feat. Pitbull</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9bcdc7afeb2b1e3acbc15d7a72caf90b/tumblr_inline_mmk068VP0F1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705894616http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705894616Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkd0rfbO6C1qa8jb7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705887223http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50705887223Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b889bd7d76a2a8c50d948f072b7ad219/tumblr_mm37br5IDc1rgeec7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50676956019http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50676956019Fri, 17 May 2013 17:29:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/838670a951fc1e05d6f6cf50676dc0d5/tumblr_mm70ekNteh1s7ell1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50674925814http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50674925814Fri, 17 May 2013 17:00:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2831ScjM1qg5ngpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50674913587http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50674913587Fri, 17 May 2013 17:00:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9a0a432b19ca00c393d7baca86d7c77/tumblr_mfwx7bLUiM1rh1wv4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50674907221http://ahoysamantha.tumblr.com/post/50674907221Fri, 17 May 2013 17:00:35 -0400