I JUST WANT MY CONFIRMATION EMAIL FOR MY HAIR EXTENSIONS :( If they don’t get here in time, I’ll cry a river.
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet. The only thing wrong with sex? When it’s not consensual. Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
g00dfuckingvibes: can i please not feel lonely right now just once
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
leg tattoos are one of the most attractive things...
You can never look at someone the same, after...
no seriously, like, fuck you
How i eat in front of my crush : →
wowfunniestposts: How i eat in front of my friends: this blog is hilarious
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone. →
leilockheart: wowfunniestposts: In public I’m just like: But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did: And then I realize: this blog is epic
How the female mind works:
epic-humor: Hot guy: Hot guy that plays instrument: Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS: Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here.